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5 May 1978

I am a whole community's personal Dr. House.
This and this is me in the year 2000. I retained my youthful appearance.

Those little slices of death.
How I loathe them.

Edgar Allan Poe

Give me shoes so I can tapsy.
I'll tap all over this big world.

Gene Ween

One day my digital spawn will rule here
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